whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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