I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
my liver is dry heaving
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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