I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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