It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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