No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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