Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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