and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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