check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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