brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he just fucked me for my cheese.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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