I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Non-Jews are for practice
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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