im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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