Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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