fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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