Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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