wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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