Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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