i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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