So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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