I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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