A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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