can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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