I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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