I bet he comes in French.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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