That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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