what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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its like you know when i get waxed
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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