Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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