I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I can't turn off my feet"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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