i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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