Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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