birth control should be required to get into college
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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