Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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