So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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