Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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