After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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