would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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