I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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