Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
A bitchslap is in order.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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