whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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