he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Randomize