he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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