She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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