Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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