Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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