ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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