well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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