Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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