so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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