Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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