I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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