He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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